ITGD is a rather hysterical individual and it's to him that I can attribute my W*ii-related injury. Damn him and his recommendations for highly addicting W*ii games...Boom Blox in particular.
So, our banter back and forth was regarding the patient's husband standing in front of me and his fanny pack that he was wearing as a man-purse. He wasn't even wearing it as a typical fanny pack. He was wearing it slung over his shoulder. *Shaking my head* Our conversation was getting funnier and funnier until we went from the fact that the guy HAS a fanny pack to the typical demographic wearing one. (FYI...that demographic tends to be the avid garage sale-er. Which by ITGD's standards is any Baby Boomer on a fixed income *snicker, chuckle, snort*)
His first description cracked me up...
"Gnarled fingers defly move a plasic zipper to grasp the all the important quarter to purchase the find of the century"
To which I responded:
"Hey now...that could wind up on Ant!que R0adshow and they could live in infamy with their bridge buddies!"
ITGD then went on to give me a description of an ep he has seen of AR that absolutely cracked him up. I asked him if I could use his story, he said yes, and here in its entirety, is ITGD's story about his favorite part of reality tv...take it away ITGD!!!
And this is why I look forward to ITGD's visits to our location...not only does he magically fix whatever is ailing our computers...but I get to have a great dose of laughter at the same time!!!! By the way, never get in a "Flair War" with ITGD...he's lethal. I had "The Final Countdown" stuck in my head for days after our last battle. *sigh*